Are you a Taliban?

You may be a Taliban if…

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
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10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat

3 comentaris:

lidiapeleja ha dit...

You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat?¿?¿


Josep (sl) ha dit...

Molt bo, a mi em va arribar fa temps.

Sí, el numero 10. És si alguna vegada has tingut una relació esporàdica amb la cabra del veí.

Efrem ha dit...

Sembla que en la darrera és on més mala baba hi ha! xD